Month: March 2019

In chapter fourteen of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Hermione starts an organization with the worst acronym ever, Barty McFakeMoody is a genius sadist, and Neville and Harry are tormented.

In chapter thirteen of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Hagrid breeds illegal death machines, Ron and Harry mess with Trelawney, and Malfoy gets ferrety.

In chapter twelve of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Colin Creevey returns with his equally enthused brother, Mad-Eye Moody gives the children nightmares, and the Triwizard Tournament of DEATH is announced.

In chapter eleven of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Mr. Diggory’s head roasts in flames, the Ministry hides more crimes, and Malfoy, diss artist extraordinaire, returns to form.

In chapter ten of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Mr. Roberts and his family continue to get a raw deal, Hermione is brave, and I feel really sad for Ron.

In chapter nine of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Muggles are tormented when we get our first real look at Death Eaters, Winky gets treated like dirt, and Malfoy might have an agenda.

In chapter eight of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire the Malfoys lurk about being assholes, Winky appears, and Krum  catches the snitch.

Chapter Seven: Bagman and CrouchIn chapter seven of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Ludo Bagman and Barty Crouch appear to torture Percy, an innocent Muggle gets his memory repeatedly wiped, and wizards dress like Homer Simpson in that episode where he wears a muumuu.

In chapter six of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire I cannot handle the awfulness of getting awoken in the middle of the night, Ron is the only Weasley allowed friends, and Cedric Diggory is dreamy.

In chapter five of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire I do a full body cringe at the description of Bill, Percy is obsessed with cauldron bottoms and a wild CHARLIE WEASLEY appears.