Chapter Twenty-Six: The Cave In chapter twenty-six of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry and Dumbledore have a creepy adventure involving a cave full of dead Gollums who only want their precious, by which I mean they want to kill them dead. (Please be advised that this is a reread and I will be discussing … [Read more…]
In chapter twenty-five of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry finds out that Snape indirectly killed his parents, Hermione almost solves the mystery of the Half Blood Prince, and Dumbledore tells Harry to sit down and STFU.
In chapter twenty-four of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry and Malfoy try to kill each other, Snape’s pettiness knows no bounds, and the CHEST MONSTER emerges triumphant.
In chapter twenty-three of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry finds out that he’s got to kill seven pieces of evil soul to defeat Voldemort. Well, that should be easy and not involve camping at all!
Chapter Twenty-Two: After the Burial
In chapter twenty-two of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry gets high on lucky juice, Slughorn exploits Hagrid’s grief for profit, and I want more Lily Evans.
In chapter twenty-one of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry ramps up his stalking of Malfoy, Snape’s moved on to bullying Ron, and Tonks is in desperate need of a gal pal.
In chapter twenty of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry’s Chest Monster sniffs around and we get my favorite Riddle flashbacks of all.
In chapter nineteen of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry gets knocked out by his own Keeper, my sweet prince DOBBY returns, and JK Rowling maybe reveals herself as a secret Drarry shipper!?
In chapter eighteen of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry saves Ron’s life and more importantly, saves him from publicly declaring eternal love to Romilda Vane on his birthday.
In chapter seventeen of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry and Dumbles tiff over Snape again, Hermione’s stubbornness knows no bounds, and Teenage Riddle is a dastardly little shit.