Month: December 2018

In chapter eleven of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Harry helps steal potions from Snape, duels Malfoy, reveals he talks to snakes, and continues to not recognize his classmates.

In chapter ten of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Harry breaks his arm, our trio gets a restricted book for the first time, and Harry is forced to act out parts of Lockhart’s books with him.

In chapter nine of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets  badass Hermione makes her first appearance, Binns actually has someone listen to him, and we learn more about the Chamber of Secrets.

In chapter eight of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Wood continues to train the Gryffindors come rain, shine, or tornado, everyone’s sick including me, and our trio attends a very cool party that’s #CutForTime out of the movie.

Harry continues to be tormented by the trio of nuisances: Gilderoy Lockhart, Colin Creevey, and Draco Malfoy, and only two of them are funny.

Gilderoy Lockhart teams up with Colin Creevey to irritate Harry and Ron gets a Howler.

In chapter five of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Harry and  Ron steal a car, fly it for hours, and crash it into a tree instead of y’know, waiting two minutes for Mr. or Mrs. Weasley to come back and help them get to Hogwarts. In other words, a typical PotzWeaz adventure that the very presence of one Hermione Granger would’ve solved.

In chapter four we finally meet the hilariously vain and oblivious Gilderoy Lockhart, and Mr. Weasley has fisticuffs with Lucius Malfoy.

If you ever doubted what Gryffindors the three youngest Weasley sons are, in chapter 3 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets they steal an illegally flying car and save Harry.

Harry’s visited by one of my favorite characters and is five seconds away from being literally starved to death by the Dursley’s.