Month: September 2019

In chapter sixteen of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry has one of his finest moments in the whole series, Remus is mysterious, and Percy disappoints me.

In chapter fifteen of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry makes me proud by asking Luna to a party, Ron covers himself in more refuse, and Hermione tries to anger Ron in classic fashion.

In chapter fourteen of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry, poor soul, is infected by a parasite  in his chest that acts up whenever Ginny is around–what’s that? You say it’s a metaphor for puberty? Someone pass me a paper bag to breathe into to get through this.

In chapter thirteen of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Dumbledore bullies an orphan child, and Riddle wears a Weasley sweater with “I’m Evil” on it.

In chapter twelve of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry is experimenting with unknown spells, I discuss how many pure-bloods there really are, and Katie gets cursed.