Harry Potter

In chapter thirty-one of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows EVERYTHING EVER HAPPENS and your recapper faints from exhaustion.

In chapter thirty of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Harry throws around more banned curses, McG achieves a supernova level of badass, and Percy gets the redemption I craved.

In chapter twenty-nine of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Harry and co find out that the Hogwarts students have been living in a hell worse then Umbridge’s pink demonic kittens and Luna gives Harry a lead on the last Horcrux.

In chapter twenty-eight of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows we get some more disturbing Dumbledore backstory, and Aberforth Dumbledore moves from being that goat guy to being a selfless unsung hero.

In chapter twenty-seven of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows the trio ride a dragon and it’s less thrilling then it sounds, Voldemort loses his last remaining evil brain cells, and Harry rightfully screams “I told you so” at Hermione and Ron forevermore.

In chapter twenty-six of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Harry performs another unforgivable curse, Hermione is a terrible Bellatrix, and Griphook saves the day then runs off when the shit hits the fan.

In chapter twenty-five of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Harry and Remus make up, and let’s talk gender roles in Harry Potter.

In chapter twenty-four of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Harry honors Dobby while I ugly cry and Voldemort adds creepy graverobber to his resume.

In chapter twenty-three of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Hermione almost saves the day until she doesn’t, Draco shows more redemptive promise until he doesn’t, and Dobby noooooo Dobbbbbyyyyyy!