Month: February 2019

In chapter twenty-two of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Snape loses his shit for the umpteenth time, Remus resigns, and Harry trolls the Dursleys.

In chapter twenty-one of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Hermione and Dumbledore hatch a plan, Sirius escapes on Buckbeak, and Harry figures out who Prongs is.

In chapter twenty of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry and Sirius have a really touching moment together, Peter gets away, and the dementors try to destroy the souls of innocent schoolchildren.

In chapter nineteen of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban more glorious and fascinating exposition is had, Snape acts deranged, and I have THOUGHTS about the movie portrayal of the Marauders.

In chapter eighteen of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Remus is kind of selfish, Sirius continues to act like a mass murderer, and we get oodles of delicious Marauder exposition.

In chapter seventeen of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry and Hermione battle a tree, Ron’s heroism gets stolen by a scriptwriter, and Sirius and Remus act as suspicious as humanly possible.

In chapter sixteen of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry and Ron whine about their magic homework, Buckbeak is executed, and Professor Trelawney makes a real prediction.

In chapter fifteen of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Hermione slaps Malfoy, our trio is reunited, and Oliver Wood achieves his lifelong dream.

In chapter fourteen of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry is reckless, Malfoy gets hit with slime, and Snape gets roasted by the Marauder’s Map.

In chapter thirteen of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry meets Cho Chang, Hermione and Ron escalate their feud, and Malfoy and Harry have a rap battle.