Month: April 2019

In chapter eighteen of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Hermione is an amazing friend, Harry is getting bullied, and Malfoy is spending all of his time on his DIY button maker.

In chapter seventeen of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry’s the fourth champion against his will, no one is happy but Bagman, and Dumbledore asks Harry about it calmly. CALMLY, DAMN YOU!

In chapter sixteen of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry can’t catch a damn break, Ron’s crush on Viktor Krum INTENSIFIES, and Cedric Diggory gets called pretty a lot, but DOES HE SPARKLE?

In chapter fifteen of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry is the most awful liar ever, somehow everyone is ok with a school practicing illegal mind control on students, and the extra as FUCK delegations from Beauxbatons and Durmstrang arrive.