In chapter thirteen of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Ron tries out for the Quidditch team, Ernie and Luna make Team Harry t-shirts, and Umbridge is a sadist wrapped in pink bubble wrap.
In chapter twelve of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Hermione sasses a teacher for the second time, Professor McG offers up her biscuits, and I’m as proud of Harry as if he’s my own son.
In chapter eleven of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry yells some yo mama disses at Seamus, Umbridge gives a speech as dry as the ends of my hair post bleaching, and the sorting hat is piiiiiissed.
In chapter ten of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry gets startled by a thestral, Neville attacks everyone with plant pus, and we meet one of my top five favorite characters!
In chapter nine of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry runs into an old enemy with peroxide hair, Ron becomes a prefect to the shock of all, and Mrs. Weasley has a super sad boggart.
In chapter eight of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix , Fudge is an evil monster, we meet the most heinous villain in the series, and I almost burst a vessel in my brain from rage.
In chapter seven of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry wears his fancy jeans, Mr. Weasley is the only person alive delighted by the London Underground, and I boo and hiss at the Ministry.
In chapter six of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry and Sirius have some heartbreaking talks, Kreacher is hilariously awful, and a Horcrux is casually tossed into a sack.
In chapter five of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry finally gets some answers, Molly says something awful, and Sirius has gotten complicated.
In chapter four of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry is in a RAGE, the twins try their best to be awesome, and I talk maybe my most unpopular opinion about anything in the books.