Harry Potter Reread

In chapter seventeen of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry’s the fourth champion against his will, no one is happy but Bagman, and Dumbledore asks Harry about it calmly. CALMLY, DAMN YOU!

In chapter sixteen of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry can’t catch a damn break, Ron’s crush on Viktor Krum INTENSIFIES, and Cedric Diggory gets called pretty a lot, but DOES HE SPARKLE?

In chapter fifteen of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry is the most awful liar ever, somehow everyone is ok with a school practicing illegal mind control on students, and the extra as FUCK delegations from Beauxbatons and Durmstrang arrive.

In chapter fourteen of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Hermione starts an organization with the worst acronym ever, Barty McFakeMoody is a genius sadist, and Neville and Harry are tormented.

In chapter thirteen of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Hagrid breeds illegal death machines, Ron and Harry mess with Trelawney, and Malfoy gets ferrety.

In chapter twelve of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Colin Creevey returns with his equally enthused brother, Mad-Eye Moody gives the children nightmares, and the Triwizard Tournament of DEATH is announced.

In chapter eleven of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Mr. Diggory’s head roasts in flames, the Ministry hides more crimes, and Malfoy, diss artist extraordinaire, returns to form.

In chapter ten of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Mr. Roberts and his family continue to get a raw deal, Hermione is brave, and I feel really sad for Ron.

In chapter nine of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Muggles are tormented when we get our first real look at Death Eaters, Winky gets treated like dirt, and Malfoy might have an agenda.

In chapter eight of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire the Malfoys lurk about being assholes, Winky appears, and Krum  catches the snitch.