In chapter twenty-three of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry finds out that he’s got to kill seven pieces of evil soul to defeat Voldemort. Well, that should be easy and not involve camping at all!
Chapter Twenty-Two: After the Burial
In chapter twenty-two of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry gets high on lucky juice, Slughorn exploits Hagrid’s grief for profit, and I want more Lily Evans.
In chapter twenty-one of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry ramps up his stalking of Malfoy, Snape’s moved on to bullying Ron, and Tonks is in desperate need of a gal pal.
In chapter twenty of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry’s Chest Monster sniffs around and we get my favorite Riddle flashbacks of all.
In chapter nineteen of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry gets knocked out by his own Keeper, my sweet prince DOBBY returns, and JK Rowling maybe reveals herself as a secret Drarry shipper!?
In chapter eighteen of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry saves Ron’s life and more importantly, saves him from publicly declaring eternal love to Romilda Vane on his birthday.
In chapter seventeen of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry and Dumbles tiff over Snape again, Hermione’s stubbornness knows no bounds, and Teenage Riddle is a dastardly little shit.
In chapter sixteen of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry has one of his finest moments in the whole series, Remus is mysterious, and Percy disappoints me.
In chapter fifteen of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry makes me proud by asking Luna to a party, Ron covers himself in more refuse, and Hermione tries to anger Ron in classic fashion.
In chapter fourteen of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry, poor soul, is infected by a parasite in his chest that acts up whenever Ginny is around–what’s that? You say it’s a metaphor for puberty? Someone pass me a paper bag to breathe into to get through this.