Harry Potter

In chapter thirteen of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Dumbledore bullies an orphan child, and Riddle wears a Weasley sweater with “I’m Evil” on it.

In chapter twelve of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry is experimenting with unknown spells, I discuss how many pure-bloods there really are, and Katie gets cursed.

In chapter eleven of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Hermione breaks some major rules but yet refuses to follow notes in a textbook.

Chapter Ten: The House of Gaunt

In chapter ten of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry learns that Voldemort was one step away from the Hapsburg jaw, and I talk about Riddle vs. Voldemort.

In chapter nine of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry is suddenly a potions whiz due to a mysterious book, Slughorn proves not all Slytherins hate Muggle-borns, and Snape sets himself up for the flambe of all time.

In chapter eight of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry pokes Snape in the metaphorical eye, Tonks is moody af, and Snape’s smug goes to new heights. Or lows?

In chapter seven of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry makes me feel emotional, Malfoy gets violent, and Slughorn is increasingly shallow.

In chapter six of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince  the twins give Hermione a black eye, Narcissa is openly a bigot, and Harry begins his fun new obsession with stalking Draco Malfoy.

In chapter five of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry tells Ron and Hermione the truth about the prophecy, O.W.L. results are in, and the women are frankly kind of gross to Fleur.