Hermione's Secret Library

In chapter twenty-one of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Hagrid gets pulled into Rita Skeeter’s clutches, Neville gets turned into a canary, but who cares about all that because DOBBY IS BACK!

In chapter twenty of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry faces off with a dragon, helps Cedric cheat with the rest of them, and makes up with Ron.

In chapter nineteen of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry finds out that the crazy grown wizards expect children to fight a dragon unprepared for their entertainment, a rogue CHARLIE WEASLEY appears, and Hagrid’s romancing Madame Maxime by helping her cheat.

In chapter eighteen of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Hermione is an amazing friend, Harry is getting bullied, and Malfoy is spending all of his time on his DIY button maker.

In chapter seventeen of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry’s the fourth champion against his will, no one is happy but Bagman, and Dumbledore asks Harry about it calmly. CALMLY, DAMN YOU!

In chapter sixteen of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry can’t catch a damn break, Ron’s crush on Viktor Krum INTENSIFIES, and Cedric Diggory gets called pretty a lot, but DOES HE SPARKLE?

In chapter fifteen of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry is the most awful liar ever, somehow everyone is ok with a school practicing illegal mind control on students, and the extra as FUCK delegations from Beauxbatons and Durmstrang arrive.

In chapter fourteen of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Hermione starts an organization with the worst acronym ever, Barty McFakeMoody is a genius sadist, and Neville and Harry are tormented.

In chapter thirteen of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Hagrid breeds illegal death machines, Ron and Harry mess with Trelawney, and Malfoy gets ferrety.

In chapter twelve of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Colin Creevey returns with his equally enthused brother, Mad-Eye Moody gives the children nightmares, and the Triwizard Tournament of DEATH is announced.