Month: July 2019

In chapter twenty-five of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix  Harry is clueless about women, Cho has the worst Valentine’s Date of all time, and Rita Skeeter makes her return.

In chapter twenty-four of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix  Arthur is cured and Sirius and Snape act like fifteen-year-old boys towards each other. If you think I don’t find that hilarious, you don’t know me very well.

In chapter twenty-three of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix  Harry and Hermione have a beautiful friendship, Neville’s awful secret is revealed, and GILDEROY LOCKHART makes his return as our comic relief.

In chapter twenty-two of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix  Harry is convinced he attacked Arthur, Sirius is both helpful and maddeningly unhelpful, and McG takes one for the team. 

In chapter twenty-one of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix  Harry finds out he’s been seeing thestrals, Umbridge does her worst act yet, and Arthur is attacked by Nagini.