In chapter twenty-eight of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows we get some more disturbing Dumbledore backstory, and Aberforth Dumbledore moves from being that goat guy to being a selfless unsung hero.
In chapter twenty-seven of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows the trio ride a dragon and it’s less thrilling then it sounds, Voldemort loses his last remaining evil brain cells, and Harry rightfully screams “I told you so” at Hermione and Ron forevermore.
In chapter twenty-six of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Harry performs another unforgivable curse, Hermione is a terrible Bellatrix, and Griphook saves the day then runs off when the shit hits the fan.
In chapter twenty-five of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Harry and Remus make up, and let’s talk gender roles in Harry Potter.
In chapter twenty-four of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Harry honors Dobby while I ugly cry and Voldemort adds creepy graverobber to his resume.
In chapter twenty-three of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Hermione almost saves the day until she doesn’t, Draco shows more redemptive promise until he doesn’t, and Dobby noooooo Dobbbbbyyyyyy!
In chapter twenty-two of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Harry breaks the taboo, and let’s talk endless camping.
In chapter twenty-one of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Hermione saves the day part eleventy billion, but would it kill her to believe in the unknown once in a while?
In chapter twenty of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Ron and Hermione go full Mulder while Harry goes full Scully, and Luna’s got the best ceiling mural ever.
In chapter nineteen of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Harry channels me when I’m not in tropical warmth weather, Ron stabs an evil eye that’s not Sauron, and Hermione tries to choke Ron to death with her bare hands in her mind.