In chapter nineteen of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry and George finally give Malfoy the beating he’s been asking for for years, Ron get’s destroyed, and Malfoy breaks out his evil badge maker.
In chapter eighteen of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry is a great teacher, DOBBY returns to help, and Cho is my MVP.
In chapter seventeen of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Hermione’s jinxed everyone in the DA, Neville tries to kill Malfoy, and Snape and Umbridge do z-snaps in each other’s faces.
In chapter sixteen of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry gets the hairy eyeball from Cho, Ginny’s maybe dating a goth, and we meet our first rude Hufflepuff
In chapter fifteen of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry gives one of my favorite sick burns, Umbridge’s entitled obnoxiousness reaches new heights, and McGonagall roasts Umbridge alive.
In chapter fourteen of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry finally has an interaction with Cho that doesn’t make him want to crawl under a rock, Sirius is kind of petty, and alright fine, I’ll admit Percy is kind of acting like a jerkface.
In chapter thirteen of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Ron tries out for the Quidditch team, Ernie and Luna make Team Harry t-shirts, and Umbridge is a sadist wrapped in pink bubble wrap.
In chapter twelve of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Hermione sasses a teacher for the second time, Professor McG offers up her biscuits, and I’m as proud of Harry as if he’s my own son.
In chapter eleven of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry yells some yo mama disses at Seamus, Umbridge gives a speech as dry as the ends of my hair post bleaching, and the sorting hat is piiiiiissed.
In chapter ten of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry gets startled by a thestral, Neville attacks everyone with plant pus, and we meet one of my top five favorite characters!