In chapter ten of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry finds out his godfather caused the death of his parents, REMUS LUPIN agrees to help Harry with his dementor problem, and the twins give Harry one of the greatest gifts of all time.
In chapter nine of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry hears his mother being murdered, Dumbledore throws a slumber party, and someone help Oliver Wood because he’s trying to drown himself in the shower.
In chapter eight of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry bonds with REMUS LUPIN, Ron and Hermione fight over pets, and it’s the return of Oliver Wood’s quest to win the Quidditch cup, an epic of a tale as Frodo carrying the ring to Mordor.
In chapter seven of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry fears fear, Neville gets bullied worse then ever, Remus Lupin is amazing, and Malfoy and Snape race to be the most horrible character in this chapter.
In chapter six of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry rides a Hippogriff, Malfoy is an odious little cretin as usual, and we meet one of my other favorite Professors in Harry Potter.
In chapter five of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry meets the literal embodiment of depression, everyone eats chocolate including me, and we meet the best Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher of all time.
In chapter four of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Hermione gets a cat, Percy gets teased, and Harry doesn’t really care that a mass murderer is out to kill him.
In chapter three of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry officially meets Cornelius Fudge, impersonates Neville, and almost barfs up his hot chocolate. Or maybe that last one would’ve been just me on the Knight Bus.
In chapter two of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry actually has a worse relation then Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia.
In chapter one of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry channels Hermione and actually wants to do homework, and Ron channels all of us and screams in Uncle Vernon’s ear.