Harry Potter

In chapter thirty-three of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry is tied to a gravestone while Voldemort monologues at him for eons. That monster!

In chapter thirty-two of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry gets stabbed by Wormtail, but all of that pales in comparison to Cedric dying and Voldemort coming back to life.

In chapter thirty-one of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry has to deal with some more Rita Skeeter nonsense, Bill shows up to get ogled by Fleur, and Cedric and Harry have an impromptu battle on who is most noble.

In chapter thirty of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry finds out some interesting people were Death Eaters, Neville gets his own tragic backstory, and we get our first look at Bellatrix Lestrange.

In chapter twenty-nine of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Barty VonEvil makes a bunch of in jokes to himself some more, Sirius is a hilarious hypocrite, and Dumbledore is a sick, sick man.

In chapter twenty-eight of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Hermione gets tormented by grown adults over gossip, Mr. Crouch still can’t remember Percy’s name, and we get introduced to the cutest magical animals of all time.

In chapter twenty-seven of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Hermione gets the Rita Skeeter treatment, Snape is a bullying twit for the millionth time, and SIRIUS IS BACK!

In chapter twenty-six of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry takes the clue a *little* too seriously, Hermione is the thing Viktor Krum would most miss, and Dobby saves the day.

In chapter twenty-five of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry takes a bath with Moaning Myrtle, and Crouching Barty, Hidden Moody covers for Harry and taunts Snape.

In chapter twenty-four of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Hermione and Harry defend Hagrid loudly, Rita Skeeter is a monster for no reason, and Hagrid breaks my heart into a billion pieces.