Chapter Seven: Bagman and CrouchIn chapter seven of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Ludo Bagman and Barty Crouch appear to torture Percy, an innocent Muggle gets his memory repeatedly wiped, and wizards dress like Homer Simpson in that episode where he wears a muumuu.
In chapter six of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire I cannot handle the awfulness of getting awoken in the middle of the night, Ron is the only Weasley allowed friends, and Cedric Diggory is dreamy.
In chapter five of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire I do a full body cringe at the description of Bill, Percy is obsessed with cauldron bottoms and a wild CHARLIE WEASLEY appears.
In chapter four of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire the Dursley’s are dressed to impress until their fireplace gets blown up, and the twins are kind of bullies.
In chapter three of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Ron invites Harry to the Quidditch World Cup, Harry binge eats cake, and everyone else slowly starves to death on a quarter slice of grapefruit.
In chapter two of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry writes Sirius about his scar, and…let’s be honest not a lot else happens.
In chapter one of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Tom Riddle murders his parents, Wormtail has regrets, and Frank Bryce is a goddamn hero.
In my wrap-up post of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. let’s talk favorite and least favorite moments, and what we expect out of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
In chapter twenty-two of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Snape loses his shit for the umpteenth time, Remus resigns, and Harry trolls the Dursleys.
In chapter twenty-one of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Hermione and Dumbledore hatch a plan, Sirius escapes on Buckbeak, and Harry figures out who Prongs is.