In chapter thirty-four of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry picks up mysterious glowing ball, Lucius Malfoy is summoned if you twirl three times in a mirror covered in hair bows, and Luna somehow doesn’t fall off her thestral.
In chapter thirty-three of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Hermione sics some centaurs on Umbridge, Grawp is smarter then everyone thought, and Harry is frankly a tad ungrateful.
In chapter thirty-two of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry tries to figure out what is happening to Sirius, Umbridge tries to torture a student with an illegal curse, and Hermione is brilliant.
In chapter thirty-one of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Hagrid channels us all by attacking Ministry employees, Aurors try to kill McGonagall, and Harry sees Sirius in Voldemort’s grasp.
In chapter thirty of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Hagrid almost fights a herd of centaurs, Harry’s come clean about who’s funding Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes, and Ron wins the Quidditch Cup.
In chapter twenty-nine of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry’s tormented by the memory of his father being a bully, McG bitchslaps Umbridge, and the twins have the best “it’s not me, it’s you” break up of all time.
In chapter twenty-eight of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix the twins torment Umbridge, and we get a heartbreaking and enthralling flashback of Harry’s parents.
In chapter twenty-seven of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry gets friendly with Firenze, Dumbledore’s badassery finally shows up again, and Hermione’s hex comes into play.
In chapter twenty-six of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry finally gets some love, I discuss New!Ginny, and Trelawney gets the sack.
In chapter twenty-five of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry is clueless about women, Cho has the worst Valentine’s Date of all time, and Rita Skeeter makes her return.