In chapter twenty-four of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Arthur is cured and Sirius and Snape act like fifteen-year-old boys towards each other. If you think I don’t find that hilarious, you don’t know me very well.
In chapter twenty-three of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry and Hermione have a beautiful friendship, Neville’s awful secret is revealed, and GILDEROY LOCKHART makes his return as our comic relief.
In chapter twenty-two of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry is convinced he attacked Arthur, Sirius is both helpful and maddeningly unhelpful, and McG takes one for the team.
In chapter twenty-one of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry finds out he’s been seeing thestrals, Umbridge does her worst act yet, and Arthur is attacked by Nagini.
In chapter twenty of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry, Hagrid almost gets killed by some giants, and I long for someone, anyone, to punch Umbridge in her face.
In chapter nineteen of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry and George finally give Malfoy the beating he’s been asking for for years, Ron get’s destroyed, and Malfoy breaks out his evil badge maker.
In chapter eighteen of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry is a great teacher, DOBBY returns to help, and Cho is my MVP.
In chapter seventeen of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Hermione’s jinxed everyone in the DA, Neville tries to kill Malfoy, and Snape and Umbridge do z-snaps in each other’s faces.
In chapter sixteen of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry gets the hairy eyeball from Cho, Ginny’s maybe dating a goth, and we meet our first rude Hufflepuff
In chapter fifteen of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry gives one of my favorite sick burns, Umbridge’s entitled obnoxiousness reaches new heights, and McGonagall roasts Umbridge alive.