Hermione's Secret Library

In chapter four we finally meet the hilariously vain and oblivious Gilderoy Lockhart, and Mr. Weasley has fisticuffs with Lucius Malfoy.

If you ever doubted what Gryffindors the three youngest Weasley sons are, in chapter 3 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets they steal an illegally flying car and save Harry.

Harry’s visited by one of my favorite characters and is five seconds away from being literally starved to death by the Dursley’s.

Aunt Petty Dursley teams up with her ogre husband and spoiled son to turn Harry into Cinderfella in the first chapter of The Chamber of Secrets.

In my wrap-up post of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, let’s talk favorite and least favorite moments, and what we expected out of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

Harry steals a stone, Dumbledore steals the cup, and Voldemort straight up steals the back of a man’s head.

Neville tries to fight the trio on his own, and Hagrid really, really shouldn’t have said that.

We learn that at Hogwarts, your safety is entirely forfeit if you get detention. Just go in the forest and get eaten by a monster you little shits, see if McGonagall cares!

In chapter fourteen of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, Hagrid puts our trio in danger for the first time, Malfoy’s a sneaky snitch, and Hermione freaks out about exams.

Snape continues acting suspicious, Neville stands up for himself, and I imagine Malfoy hilariously spending many hours writing insults in his dorm to use on the Gryffindors.