In chapter seventeen of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Salazar Slytherin is revealed as super nuts, Harry defeats evil with a bird and a really old hat, and we all guess how many hours Tom Riddle spent making anagrams of his name.
In chapter sixteen of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Ginny gets dragged into the Chamber of Secrets, Ron and Harry briefly have a responsible plan before going B-A-N-A-N-A-S, and Lockhart gets hoisted on his own petard.
In chapter fifteen of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Malfoy ups his obnoxious strutting, Fang finally gets a walk and some food, and oh yeah, Ron and Harry and Fang are almost eaten by giant murderous spiders
In chapter fourteen of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets we meet the hapless Minister of Magic, Cornelius Fudge, Oliver Wood cries in a dark corner for seventeen hours straight when Quidditch is cancelled, and we meet Lucius Malfoy’s fabulous hair bow.
In chapter thirteen of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Harry’s eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad, a mysterious diary is thrown through Myrtle’s head, and Lockhart is probably beaten by Snape with a Valentine’s cookie or something.
In chapter twelve of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Harry talks to the sorting hat, Ron almost punches out Malfoy whilst disguised as Crabbe, and Hermione becomes Catwoman.