In chapter five of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry meets the literal embodiment of depression, everyone eats chocolate including me, and we meet the best Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher of all time.
In chapter four of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Hermione gets a cat, Percy gets teased, and Harry doesn’t really care that a mass murderer is out to kill him.
In chapter three of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry officially meets Cornelius Fudge, impersonates Neville, and almost barfs up his hot chocolate. Or maybe that last one would’ve been just me on the Knight Bus.
In chapter two of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry actually has a worse relation then Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia.
In chapter one of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry channels Hermione and actually wants to do homework, and Ron channels all of us and screams in Uncle Vernon’s ear.
In my wrap-up post of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, let’s talk favorite and least favorite moments, and what we expected out of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.
In chapter eighteen of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Harry gets confirmation he’s a Gryffindor at heart, Lucius Malfoy doesn’t even have time to tie a hair bow, and Dobby is freed with the second grossest sock of all time.
In chapter seventeen of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Salazar Slytherin is revealed as super nuts, Harry defeats evil with a bird and a really old hat, and we all guess how many hours Tom Riddle spent making anagrams of his name.
In chapter sixteen of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Ginny gets dragged into the Chamber of Secrets, Ron and Harry briefly have a responsible plan before going B-A-N-A-N-A-S, and Lockhart gets hoisted on his own petard.
In chapter fifteen of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Malfoy ups his obnoxious strutting, Fang finally gets a walk and some food, and oh yeah, Ron and Harry and Fang are almost eaten by giant murderous spiders